Here’s Why The U.S. Blew Up Nord Stream Pipeline!

We all know that Russia blew up its own Nord Stream Pipeline even though there’s no good reason for them to have done so. But it’s a good thing they did, those dummies, because according to U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken, the shutdown of the pipeline represents a “tremendous opportunity” to wean European countries off of Russian gas and — don’t be shocked — instead buy their liquefied natural gas from the United States!